The Average Twitter User's Tweet Itinerary

Courtesy of Mr. @Ar_Aye_Gee17:

1. Wake up and thank God/give a quote about getting to this $$$.

2. Customary #np tweet - the song is always 'my jam', because as we know, it belongs to them and them only.

3. RT ya friends constantly, making sure to add the appropriate laughing acronym.

4. This is around the time where people are hungry and go to lunch, twitpic their food,and explain what theyre eatin in detail.

4a. By this time their lunch is cold now.

5. The classic 'im ready to get off work/wanna find a new job' tweet.

6. Cant forget, tweet the latest celebrity/sports news and gossip. Whoever get RT'ed first broke the story. -_-

7. A inspirational middle of the day tweet..followed by......

8. I cant wait for HAPPY HOUR! ....umm, what?

9-14. Are always somethin yall see, or something yall about to do, ALWAYS.

15. Some sort of lyric from a song. 50% of the time its whatevers hot right now or Lil Wayne.

16. A "profound" thought from a celeb, that just has to be RT'ed by you and 100+ others.

17. After ur long contradictory day, u tell ya Twitter fam 'goodnight tweeps'

Are YOU guilty?! B*tch I might be.

Enjoy!!

Publish Post

Bienvenido a Miami

I don't like basketball.

I mean, I don't HATE it. I guess it can be pretty exciting at times, but I'm a football kind of girl. Where you can knock people on their asses or clean the fcuk out but it's okay because it's part of the game! That's where my heart lies.

But there's my disclaimer. So with that said...I cannot BELIEVE the flack Lebron James is getting for leaving Cleveland and going to Miami. Burning his jersey?? The owner blasting him in an open letter to the fans?? The more days that go by the more upset I get. He betrayed you?? After 7 years and no ring he BETRAYED you?? For 7 years he was your golden child but now that he's leaving he was a curse because he never won a ring?! To the put the weight and success of a team/franchise squarely on the shoulders of ONE 25-year-old man is ABSURD. If I was a player for the Cavs I'd feel like I just got shitted on because you're basically saying that my presence on the team is irrelevant. Because my name aint Lebron James.

I understand he was your revenue generator for the past 7 years but come on. Clearly he wasn't happy. I don't know about yall but I for damn sure ain't gonna stay somewhere I'm not happy (Just look how often I change jobs). And he signed for a lower amount so that the team would be able to bring on other free agents (I've taken a pay cut too). If a man takes LESS money to go to another team for happiness and the potential to win a ring, what's the big deal? Isn't that what players enter the NBA and the NFL for?? To show off their talent, get rich, and WIN A RING?! I'm no sports expert so maybe I'm missing something. But if memory serves me correctly, the maximum sentence for indentured servitude was 7 years. Did he not fulfill the requirement, Dan Gibson?

Okay so maybe he didn't go about announcing his decision the best way but then HE DONATED IT ALL TO CHARITY!! Close to $2.5 million to the Boys and Girls Club of America. Which also got a chance to advertise during the hour-long special. And you know these ragamuffins these days need as much guidance as they can get. Oh but that still makes him selfish right?? Fcuk outta here.

Man Lebron congratulations. And Savannah call me if you need backup to keep these hoes away.

Due to circumstances beyond either of our control, my most recent venture into the world of dating has been cut short.

Good dude. Similar interests. Great times. Life happens.

The older I get the easier situations become to handle, yet the harder they are on the mind and spirit.

Adulthood hit full on this time and I can't remember ever being faced with a harder situation. But funnily enough, it has nothing to do with me.

But no one died. So it can't all be bad.

Heheheheheh

I aint shit sooooo that's probably why this video has me rollin

Quite a few things on my mind this evening.

Number 1, Brav-fucking-O to The Boondocks Season Three Premier tonite. Well worth the wait. I laughed or course but I was also reminded of the delusional Black folk who voted for the Brother Obama for all the wrong reasons. Best believe I was singin Young Jizzle from the Bottom of the Map as much as everyone else but I made sure I read up on his platform before I stepped in that voting booth. But outside of that, Riley Freeman, per usual, stood and delivered. And he's right, you know. Real niggas DON'T follow directions.

Number 2, this morning I watched all the new episodes of VH1's Nigger Variety Hour (And A Half). IMO, Sonja Norwood got nerve for gettin mad at Bran'Nu and Ray Sr. for One Trick Pony's skripper shenanigans. But it reiterated something I heard a few years ago: "Mothers love their sons and raise their daughters." She is showing mad favoritism. And Bran'Nu got nerve to be rappin. If I wore weave often enough I'd buy whatever brand you got your forehead on but

Stop it.

Chilli gon be single fa-eva if she don't get her mind right. Aint nothin wrong with her standards but her approach is all kinds of wrong. Her negativity shows up 10 minutes to the date before she does.

And last but certainly not least, Basketball Wife(ves)/Divorcees/Baby Mamas. These chicks are silly. And it's not all of them but if your name is associated with the show your reputation is pretty much done for. Some peeps on Twitter were havin a fit (nonetheless still watching) about these chicks' behavior and how it makes the rest of us women look.

I AIN'T WORRIED BOUT THEM BITCHES! A real man will know a real woman aint about that silly bullshit. Point blank. And if a dude got the nerve to think that shit about me he ain't got no business near me ANYWAY.

But alas, lest we forget the reason a lot of chicks act silly in the first place.....A MAN. That dude Eric Williams?? Jennifer....babe....you gotta do better. You not ready to divorce him but you DON'T KNOW if you're still in love with him?! You gotta want better for yourself babe! I understand being used to your lifestyle and being reluctant to let that go, but you need to stop crying or step out! Be like Kelis and get that nigga for all he's worth if it's that deep but come on yo....gettin mistreated by a dude that looks like Grimace?! Aint enough money in the world. Dick better be the size of my leg for me to take that kind of shit. And good dick really is a dime a dozen. I don't know any chicks who've had more bad sex than good. So....yeah.

I also said this earlier, you tend to attract people of the same substance as yourself. So ladies if you keep pissin and bitchin and moanin about "aint shyt" niggas then you need to find the "aint shyt" in yourself that draws these Eric Williams cats to you like magnets. Same for you fellas. Don't cry about her bein a hoe if you need savin yourself.

........

I won't be a bitch and blog about last night. I'm better than that.

Well no, not really.

But I still won't do it cuz friends do fucked up shit and as long as it's not something like killing your dog or some shit like that, it deserves to be forgiven.

HOWEVER

I will never make that trip again.

Meanwhile, guess who's insured again bitches?!?!?!?! Bout to go throw myself in front of a bus and then pull out my Kaiser card. "Hmpf. Get to work muhfuckas."

Otherwise aint nuffin goin on but the rent. So until next time...

**Seacrest Out**