CNS (Cont'd)

Okay so some of my friends have asked for a list of Certified Nigga Shit. Feel free to add your own. Be it behavior, speech, clothing, whatever the case may be.

1. One day at Wal-Mart my friend and I snuck her Yorkie puppy in. One of the employees saw him and asked "Do him bite?" Bitch WHAT?!

2. Polices. "Police" is already plural. Sit ya ignorant ass down.

3. Tiny & Toya. Nuff said.

4. For the last time.....conversate is NOT a word! Read a book.

5. Colored contacts. It's 2009. Think about it.

6. Post-Dated Checks. I work for a bank and that shit is ULTRA ignorant. You don't have the money. Maybe you shouldn't have spent your last $5 on that dress at Gallo.

7. Blaming your inability to find a job on "The Man". Maybe you shouldn't have dropped out of the 7th grade. Maybe you shouldn't have smoked that blunt the night before your pee test. Stop expecting for people to "accept you for who you are" when you got 3 different colors in your head and all your tattoos showing at a BANK interview.

8. Stop making up names for your children. If it ain't in the "Big Book of Baby Names" then it doesn't belong on paper. Everything can't be Swahili.

9. Yung Berg, Hurricane Chris, Pretty Ricky....all them clowns.

10. This shit.